Assignment Five

**humanbeing24** · Posts: 65 Join date: 2008-12-24 Location: Dying.

So, dear people, I am here vunce again!! I am so vair vair sorry that I have noot updated in a while...*cackles* Um, anyway, zis iz your assignment:

You need to write a humorous letter to your worst arch-enemy saying how much you hate them, etc, etc, etc. BUT. I don't want it all to be: 'I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.' I want it to be HUMOROUS!

Capish?!

Chop, chop.

bounce

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**Kerry's Teddy Bear** · Subject: Niace Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:19 am

Dear Neji,

I am in love with you. I cannot believe it. I love you so much that I have your photo on my mantle. I love you so much that I can jump in the air and swim!!! I love you. That's my confession.

Yours, Kerry

Postal Script: Just kidding.

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Neji must die. The end. *message will self terminate in ten million years when someone breaks TV with Neji inside*